Make your mistakes, next year and forever. - Neil Gaiman
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.
— Kurt Vonnegut (via moaka)
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.